why vegetables are better than my real friends

# 1 They always want to hang out


vegetable friends



real friends



#2 They never ditch me


vegetable friends



real friends


#3 They come in different colors


vegetable friends


real friends


50 shades of pink...great


#3.1 ... different shapes


vegetable friends


real friends


my hump hump. my lovely lady hump, same damn hump




#3.2 different flavors!


vegetable friends




real friends





#4 They don't judge


vegetable friends


real friends

"lawl"


#5 They love me unconditionally and forever


vegetable friends

real friends



***Disclaimer
I realize that I am partially omitting the things that my real friends are great at. I will address special friend exceptions in another post when there's another post.. 

os forever!

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